Dan Vs...
Dan Vs the State Of Nondependence
Before this article begins, I�ll just say a few words just to clarify my position. When I originally came up with the concept for this web site (oooh all of a week and a half ago), I wanted to do something different. Dangerous even. Not to be another of these sites - �I�m Kris, I live in Manchester I study... blah blah fucking blah� I wanted to write stuff people would enjoy and connect to, regardless of whether they knew the 6 major personalities of this site or not. A bit of controversy, a bit of tongue in cheek. Anything remotely interesting.
Because of this I�m about to print the message Dan sent to me after having read the profiles page.
Besides, I think its fucking funny!
Date sent: Tue, 2 Dec 1997 19:42:27 GMT
From: [email protected] (D Thorp)
To: [email protected]
Subject: OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
NO!!!!
This is not fair!!!!!
Why the fuck have you done a 'profiles' page and written cool things about everyone else (and fucking flattering things about you!!!!!) and bollocks shite arse nasty fucking goddamn awful crap about me!!!!!!!!????????????????
Eh???????!!!!!!
Outside now!!!!!!!!!!!!
(You may have guessed that I feel quite strongly about this. But this is THE FUCKING INTERNET, YOU TWAT!!!!!!!!)
I demand to be able to write my own 'profile' (ie not 'Kris trying to be funny')!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better still, why don't you just get everyone to write something 'witty' about themselves and submit it to you ar Al. Much better plan, me thinks.
So there.
Dan
(if you're wondering why i'm so upset, just check the fucking pictures!!!!!!!!!)
Right kiddies that�s the standard you have to live up to. Send all mail to Kris or Al. I guarantee that all hate mail will be printed (fan mail is a different matter). Get your pens out and write something. Send some to Al as well, or he might start feeling left out...
Following these events, I sent another message to Dan, urging him to lighten up a bit. This met with the following response.
Date sent: Wed, 3 Dec 1997 18:51:20 GMT
From: [email protected] (D Thorp)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
Fuck off.
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