Dinsane?
Dan - An update.
Written by KRiS
Following the events described in the page 'Dan vs the State of Nondependence', events have taken a startling turn to the worse with regard to Dan's general sanity. Once the budding genius who came close in the Kerrang general music knowledge quiz, he is now a shadow of his former self, his intellect removed after the shock of reading the profiles page.
To explain these allegations, the following e-mail conversation took place on the morning of Thursday 4th December.
I arrived in the computer room to see a standard message from Dan, saying simply 'R U here' I quickly responded 'yes I am' and waited to see what Dan's topic of conversation was for the day.
5 minutes later I received the following
Date sent: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 11:01:19 GMT
From: [email protected] (D Thorp)
To: [email protected]
Subject: c
that doesn't mean i'm too busy, i was just saying........
Worried by this, i sent another message to Dan saying 'eh? what the hell are you burbling on about'
This was maybe not the most diplomatic thing to do, but i didn't realise at the time that he was in the middle of a psychological crisis. Needless to say, Dan replied minutes later.
Date sent: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 11:06:32 GMT
From: [email protected] (D Thorp)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: c
Well, you didn't reply, so I thought maybe you thought I was busy.....
Which I am.
Sort of.
Now totally perplexed, I sent Dan one final e-mail, explaining that I had replied, and that it was therefore his turn to answer me. At this point the irrevocable damage must have occured, I didn't realise what kind of chain reaction I had set into motion, hadn't realised Dan was so close to the edge...
Date sent: Thu, 4 Dec 1997 11:12:24 GMT
From: [email protected] (D Thorp)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: cryptic Dan
Ah, well..........
Follow your eyes...
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Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
This is a shortened version of the original message, but I think we can all see the implications. We're now going to have to club together, in order to buy Dan a Christmas Present...
A jacket I think...
Possibly white...
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