Problematic
Doctor Al & Nurse Kristophe's problem page
14/2/98
Q - I�ve been communicating with someone by e-mail for a couple of months now, trying in vain to chat him up, but he�s totally unresponsive. I�ve tried all-sorts of ways of leading him on, but he doesn�t want to know. Its not as if I�m bad looking or anything, having an hourglass figure and blonde hair. What can I do to get this stud�s attention?
A - This guy sounds a bit wooley headed to me, to miss an advance like that! Perhaps with someone who sounds this inexperienced, you�ll have to try making your intentions for him crystal clear. Try sending saucier messages and see how he reacts.
12/4/98
Q - He hasn�t mailed in ages! I tried what you said, sending him questions asking if he wanted to hear about the dreams I�ve been having about him, but he gave me loads of jokey replies and stopped mailing me.
A - I really don�t know if some-one as nice as you should be running after someone who sounds so obviously incompetent. Give him one last chance, e-mail him again and see what he says.
22/4/98
Q - He�s sent me a message out of the blue. And he thinks i�m a MAN! He even called me Jon! What can I do, my life is in ruins now. What can I do?
Marilyn
A - I think you should count your blessings Marilyn. You obviously wouldn�t have been able to trust anyone like that, next thing you would have know he�d have been running off with sheep!
OK, for those who don�t already know, its all a big wind up. Marilyn is Anne and always has been. Dan wasn�t the original person picked on for the wind-up though. I was (Kris) although I saw through it pretty quickly. Al was next, although he consistantly blamed me, even after it had been explained to him several times that it was Anne. Then Dan was thought of as the best target. We managed to convince him that it wasn�t me, which took a hell of a lot of work, but once he got a message complimenting him on the exact clothes he was wearing on a night out on a curry in London, he obviously shifted his attention to his uni friends. Al let the cat out of the bag over Easter, but Dan was obviously too pissed to realise. Its just a shame no-one played along and flirted back, as at the end of the day, it was just a bit of harmless fun. Oh well. Just one question before I finish Dan... were you giving any of your friends in London hassle over e-mailing you :-) And before I leave... it was absolutley nothing to do with me. OK.
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